It all started when I woke up and saw a wooden stick in my hand and then in front of me was an army of manbearpigs led by Godzilla. But then, I was some sort of badass swordsman guy and then Arnold Schwartzeneggar popped out of nowhere and screamed "GET TO THE CHOPPAAAAAAH" and then he pointed at a cow that was in the air that had a tinfoil hat on and shot lazors out of its eyes. Then the manbearpigs started attacking and I did a bunch of twirly badass swordsman stuff and Arnold was shooting a machine gun and all that, but then something weird happened. I hit one of the manbearpigs so hard it flew and landed on the moon and then the moon fell on the cow with the tinfoil hat on and it went moo and then out of nowhere Achmed the Terrorist appears and blows himself up again and then the explosion caused the Delorian to reappear and the driver was a Yeti with a British accent and a Monocle. The unexpected happened after that when the Yeti screamed and jumped really high in the air and drop kicked Godzilla in the forehead into the next dimension and then my dream ended.
Much WTFness no? xD




